Chemistry+Jokes

Q: anyone know any jokes about sodium? "Na"

Helium walks into a bar The bartender says "we dont serve noble gasses here" Helium doesnt react

Why was the mole of oxygen molicules excited when he walked out of the singles bar He got Avogadro's number

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street the proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron. help me look for it." The neutron says, "are you sure." The proton says, "Im positive"

A neutron walks into a bar. he asks the bartender, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies with a smile, "for you, no charge"

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water One molar solution

why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia because its pretty basic stuff

old chemists never die. they just stop reacting

what is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin Polar bond